The other day I was at a loose end and was playing around with an anagram generator online. All the good ones are well-known (Tony Blair = I’m Tory plan B or Virginia Bottomly = I’m an evil Tory bigot for example) so I thought I would try a few from the Crawley political scene like councillors and candidates in this year’s elections and came up with these:
- Sally Blake = Leaky balls
- Marcella Head = Alarmed Leach
- Chris Redmayne = Henry I’m scared
- Gordon Seekings = Skin so engorged
- Mike Weatherly = Way meek Hitler
- David Shreeves = Deserved Shiv
- Henry Smith = Rhine myths
- Brenda Smith = Ms hand-biter
- Bob Lanzer = Nob blazer
- Andrew Skudder = Reds’ dud wanker
(I’ll get that in before anyone else does) - Richard W Symonds = Dr. Whimsy’s candor
- Robert Hull = Bolt thrower
- Alan Quirk = Lying cheat
Quite disappointing. The Robert Hull one is good, the Sally Blake one is funny but inappropriate, but the rest are a bit weak I fear.
And talking of Alan Quirk, we have not forgotten his mendacious newsletter, but I have been advised that if we had made a fuss about it the only person in the firing line would have been the agent whose name was at the bottom. I am pretty certain that the agent had nothing to do with it – even the other councillor whose name it was in had, apparently, not known of the contents.
Have you heard of the categorisation of political activists into...
Some of those are great! Allow me to slip the following in:
Euston Manifesto Group = MISFORTUNE! USA PET GOON
I cannot tell a lie
I thought this was a list of anagrams? If that is the case then your generator is naff as I can see a “Q” in Alan Quirk but none in your anagram……..
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I think it must be a bug…