Jayne is away with the kids and her sister and her sister’s family. All together there are 3 adults, 5 teens, 3 children and a baby. Camping.
I declined on the grounds that thirteen is an unlucky number and I don’t do screaming babies in fields, and felt vindicated in my decision when we woke this morning to find it was pissing down.
I am sure they will have a great time trying to cook for 12 on a two-burner camping stove before paying 20p for a shower then retiring to a sleeping bag full of spiders. I will try not to feel jealous when I climb up onto my soft mattress tonight.
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