The question comes from the remarkable Daily Mail Headline Generator (AKA The Daily Mail-o-matic) which I thoroughly recommend as a good way to pass a few idle moments.
COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS GIVE BRITAIN’S SWANS CANCER?
January 8th, 2009 · Posted by Skuds in Life · 1 Comment · Life
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Amusing but the newspaper is probably the most scary of them all. Take any Dail Mail, look at the headline at the top LH corner of page 2, do the same for every other page, and you might think the world is about end…..
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