In the interests of balance, its only fair that I reveal what I spent on my most recent trip to France this month:
Rail fare, ████████ to London St. ████████ return £23.10
█████ Metro from G████ du ████ to ████████ 2.90 Euros
Metro ███████ to G███ du ████ 2.90 Euros
Meal (Grilled ███████ with ████████████ + glass of █████) 20.20 Euros (████████████████ )
Coffee and ████████ 5.70 Euros
██████████ ████████ wearing jodhpurs ████████ ████████ ██████ ██owj██ 45 Euros
████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ baked beans ████ ████ and ████ £3.85
Sad to see that jodhpur wearing has become such an expensive perversion, sorry, hobby…
Good to see Laura Moffatt get a mention on Radio 4’s PM and on the evening news as the MP with the lowest expenses…must really annoy the up their own arses Maidenbower lot.