I think you know when a meal or snack is truly terrible when even the person who made it describes it thus:
Imagine Boris Johnson taking an Oompa Loompa up the wrong ‘un whilst listening to Alan Titchmarsh sings Radiohead. Convert that to a taste and you’re nearly there.
Full details at fatuous.co.uk but be warned – there are photographs! Could well be the missing cure for chocaholism that medicine has been looking for.

I saw the photos. I still feel sick….