People come here by various routes. Mostly by following a link on another blog, sometimes by searching specifically for me or for something I write about a lot (shopping trolleys, West Ham, Spizzenergi, Gang of Four, iRiver, etc.) but what really interests and amuses me are those people who get here via a search which I would not have expected. Here are my favourites:
- fly through restaurant gatwick
(I would like to see someone taking that idea into the Dragons’ Den!) - how do leopards know who their family is?
(How would I know? They do a spot check perhaps?) - powell cunty school
(I hope that is a typo) - pink floyd concert in a cave in dorset 2007
(Now I would pay to go and see that!) - 89p things
- what goes with brown trousers
- well hung blog
(Nice of you to say so) - skuds can u help plz
- dalek wedding photo
- server room sewage
- lesbian 10 some
(Now that’s just greedy!) - pink floyd slippers
- Send me a pound
- michael ancram multi-millionaire several houses
- Crawley best blow job
(I’m flattered) - brother and sister latin musicians influenced by me
(Someone looking for Rodrigo y Gabriela… but who?) - websites giving reviews of sex massage girls guildford
- Funny pictures of shopping trolleys
- Conjoined triplets
- Chinese are funky beavers
- A load of rubbish
(They certainly came to the right place!) - Fry up in Redhill
- Frisky business inflatables popping
- Crawley Town football songs
- songs for a brother and sister to dance to
- Royal bowel movements
(Not only did someone search for that, but the exact string does exist somewhere in this blog!) - Duck hitting computer with hammer
- Photogenic buildings enfield
(good luck with that one!) - Please ban sister
- Gay scene cramlington
(Is there one?) - Dogging places near portsmouth
(I can’t remember mentioning them!) - Dyson elbow room april 2005
- Brother sister doing the nasty
(This is the point where I realised the blog name was a big mistake. ..) - Wickford porn
(Is there such a thing? Photos of women wearing nothing but white boots and burberry caps perhaps?) - Cramlington graffiti
(George Lucas’ less-successful sequel to American Graffiti?) - brother and sister deaf gay club
(Just a little bit specialised?) - wallace gromit gay subtext
- public urination photos
- sheep shagging instructions
- homosexual flamenco guitarists
- west ham bad moment
(take your pick!!) - peter gabriel sainsbury hill
- pics of my ex girlfriend
(now why would I have pics of your ex-girlfriend?) - love wongablog
(This was someone in Senagal! Must tell Andrew about it) - skuds skates
(oh no he doesn’t! Not very well anyway) - is 38 too old to go clubbing
(Absolutely. Stay at home in front of the fireplace) - sheep shagging photos
(This query was from someone with a New Zealand IP address) - Malaysian civil servants are a complacent lot
More will be added as they crop up, but already its looking like I may be attracting the wrong crowd!