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August 28th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

It had to happen sooner or later, but I had my first motorbike accident on Sunday. I would like to think it will be my last, but the only way to guarantee that would be to stop riding. Nothing too serious: I didn’t break any bones or wreck the bike. [Read more →]

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A life in a playlist

August 28th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Music

The other day I decided to knock up a playlist of my life. The idea was to have one song for every year that I have been alive. I arbitrarily decided to not have more than one track for an artist and I was a bit flexible about the dates. Sometimes there is a song against the year it was released as a single, or maybe the year after if that is when it charted, or the year before if that was when it appeared on an album. [Read more →]

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Born to be mild

August 18th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

I am still persisting with the world’s lamest midlife crisis, which mostly involves spending a ton of cash on motorbike accessories. It is turning out to be an expensive hobby, when you add up the cost of helmets, padded jackets, gloves, boots, chain cleaner and lube, oil, visor cleaner, disc locks, and other sundries. [Read more →]

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Two ways to feel old

July 30th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

As you get older, it gets really easy to actually feel it. Here are two ways I have felt it recently.

Reading entertainment news. Most recently it was a story about Demi Lovato being hospitalised, to which my first reaction was wondering why some obscure one-hit wonder merited such coverage. And then I looked her up and find thst she has made 6 albums and had 7 top-20 singles, including one that got to No. 3 in the UK 6 years ago, so obviously she is not obscure, it is just me being completely out of touch with current pop.

Talking to young people. At work we have a constantly refreshed supply of graduates joining the company, and we usually have one in our department. As you talk to them and make a passing reference to something that you consider to be a common reference point you realise that they don’t have a clue what you are talking about. I know that some things would be common conversational currency to my generation that I would not expect younger people to pick up on, like Lawry McMenemy’s adverts for Barbican, but when you find that they have not seen Jaws, or even heard of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest it is a bit of a shock.

And there I was, thinking that I had my finger on the pulse because I know who Cardi B is and listen to Bugzy Malone, but in reality I have just turned into my Dad.

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July 23rd, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Music

An earworm is a song that you just can’t get out of your head. At times when your mind is a blank, the tune keeps popping in your head. At other times you are thinking about something intently and suddenly realise you are humming it. I am partucularly prone to earworms

The thing is, the earworms are getting more strange. For most of June I kept finding myself humming ‘Footballs’s coming home’, which is fine. I think a lot of people were doing the same, but apart from that, I dont always know where they come from.

It used to be that you would hear some song on the radio just before leaving home in the morning and that song would be lodged in your mind all day, but now it can be a bit more oblique. The other day I saw the Pet Shop Boys’ video for West End Girls on an old TOTP. The next day I kept finding myself humming, ot that song, but a completely different PSB song. Sometimes I will just see a photo of Marc Bolan and then I have Jeepster in my head for days. The other day it was an old Genesis album track that I could not dislodge and today I could not get Nour el Ain by Amr Diab out of my head. Quite where my subconscious plucked that from, or how it could maintain it, given that the song is in Arabic so there is no way I can even sing along to it, apart from the chorus, I do not know.

What I really need is a song I can listen to that is guaranteed to knock any earworms out, without itself becoming lodged in my subconscious.

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Movin’ on up

July 23rd, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

After six months of riding aroud on my 50cc scooter, I bought a ‘proper’ motorbike, and then did the CBT so I would be allowed to ride it. Unfortunately, I completely did my back in soon after the CBT by over-doing it on the allotment, and it is only in the last couple of days I have felt limber enough to get on the new bike. Because it is the getting on and off that is the problem. The riding probably would have been OK.

This has all been very frustrating for Jayne, who also got a bike and wanted to go out on rides together, and isn’t too keen on having to slow down enough for me to keep up on my little scooter. All is OK now though. We have had a couple of little uns out and I am starting to feel a bit more confident – and used to having a clutch where I am used to having a rear brake.

Here are the His & hers bikes in Balcombe, where we took a little ride to this evening. Mine is the red one.

Jayne’s Hoodlum and my YBR

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Pride – part two

July 13th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

Having complained about the concept, I have to admit to the sin of pride today, and it was certainly not for any achievement of mine. Rather it was vicarious pride in our daughter’s achievement as she picked up her master’s degree today. I may try to be cool about it, but I know I am not because I find myself just happening to mention it all the time and grabbing every opportunity to shoe-horn it into any conversation. [Read more →]

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July 13th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

The word ‘pride’ has been flying around a lot lately, especially about the England football team. It is a word I try to avoid and I have never really thought about why. I guess it is partly because I try to be modest and pride is sort of the opposite to that. It is partly because I feel that aif you are proud of something you ought to be at least partly responsible for it.

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Lenovo fanboy

June 19th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Technology

I bought a new mobile phone last week. After several Sony Xperias I went for a new Moto G6 after finally acknowledging that my eyes and fingers don’t cope so well on a compact phone I wanted something bigger, but the big Sonys are a bit pricey.

When I turned it on I was greeted with “Hello Moto” and at the side of the screen it said Lenovo. I had not realised that Lenovo had bought out Motorola’s phones so I now have a Lenovo desktop PC, a Lenovo tablet and a Lenovo phone, which all makes me look a bit of a fanboy. I’m not even a big fan of Lenovo. I can’t stand the Thinkpads and was so glad when the work one got upgraded to an HP.

But I suppose they must be good for something because each decision was based on a compromise between capabilty/features and price and in each case the Lenovo hit the sweet spot. Having said that, if I decide to replace my home laptop I will be amazed if I end up completing the set.

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Motorcycle emptiness

June 1st, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

Well Jayne and I did our CBT yesterday and it did not go well. Apparently we are not yet at the standard where we are not a danger to ourselves and the rest of humanity if we go out on a motorbike. Fair enough. Neither of us had ridden a geared motorbike before and trying to get the hang of a totally new thing in your 50’s in just a couple of hours is a bit of a big ask.

On the plus side, we both really enjoyed it and I am thinking about getting a ‘proper’ motorbike instead of a bigger scooter. As I was only intending to get a 125 scooter I and have been riding my 50cc scooter on the roads for months I could have got a CBT on a twist-and-go with no trouble but I thought it might be more fun to have a challenge, but also keep my options open.

It turned out that when I was not in the wrong gear, riding a bike was good fun, and it was easier to work up through the gears than I expected. I also found it easier to get my leg over (oo-er missus) and get on the bike than I thought it would be. So now I am parking the plans to get a Peugeot Speedfight 4 or Honda PCX scooter and thinking about a second-hand Honda or Yamaha bike instead.

Having said that, I intend to keep using the scooter around town a bit until such time as the oldest grandson is old enough to use it in about 5 or 6 years, but it will mean that I will have a car, a motorbike, a scooter and a pushbike which is a bit OTT considering that I do my daily commute by walking.

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