I think you know when a meal or snack is truly terrible when even the person who made it describes it thus:
Imagine Boris Johnson taking an Oompa Loompa up the wrong ‘un whilst listening to Alan Titchmarsh sings Radiohead. Convert that to a taste and you’re nearly there.
Full details at fatuous.co.uk but be warned – [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Food'
Cadbury’s full English breakfast
January 31st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Life
Tags: Food
Did somebody say recession?
January 18th, 2010 · No Comments · Life
Apperently times are harder for some than for others if Selfridges reckon they will sell a leg of ham at a price of more than £250 a kilo (and than includes the bone!) according to the BBC.
You would want to be sparing with the Branston on that wouldn’t you?
A bad day?
March 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Work
A fair definition of a bad day would be realising that it is eleven hours since you arrived at work and you are still there. That sort of sums up today, but it didn’t feel bad – probably a combination of having done a bit of work I was proud of and a colleague bringing [...]
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Careless Whisper
August 4th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Life
Is it really such big news that Cadbury are bringing back the Wispa bar? I’m not saying that I wouldn’t turn one down, but they have only been out of the shops for five years and, lets be honest now, were always a poor attempt at trying to appeal to Aero fans, and when Aero [...]
Watch what you eat
April 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment · Life, Politics, Technology
The story in today’s Crawley Observer about food hygiene standards of local business was endlessly fascinating. There is nothing new about premises being inspected of course, but now the results are easier to find and easier to understand and compare.
I smell a rat
February 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Work
I think I may take sandwiches into work tomorrow. Just in case. Our canteen seizes on any event as an excuse to do a topical menu, hence the shark steaks and pavlova on Australia Day, everything cooked in alcohol on Burns Night and so on.
Today we had an e-mail telling us that [...]
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One a penny, two a penny…
February 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Life
There are so many rules about advertising and packaging now. I’m sure everybody heard about that case where a company could not call their sausages “Welsh Dragon Sausages” because they did not contain real dragons. And you can’t put a picture of a plate of beans on baked beans tin without saying ’serving suggestion’ in [...]
Tags: Food
Turkey
November 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Life
Today we either had an early Christmas dinner or a day-late Thanksgiving dinner. We went up to Essex to visit my sister for lunch and she was kind enough to cook turkey.
I like turkey, but we never have it at home. For Christmas we usually have beef and pork.
The afternoon was a bit [...]






