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Entries Tagged as 'Funny'

Unisex Chipshop

December 1st, 2007 · Comments Off on Unisex Chipshop · Music

I love this! The ball is now in Kraftwerk's court to invite Bill along to join them in singing Das Hokey Cokey… somehow I can’t see it happening though.

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Language Skills

November 27th, 2007 · Comments Off on Language Skills · Life

I came across a great quote today. It was from Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys talking about his German language skills. I think I may have to steal it and use it to describe my own abilities in French: I’m not fluent. I can’t even get by as a tourist. But I like to […]

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How to have fun in interviews

September 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Life

I think that Sam Allardyce was having a bit of fun in his post-match interviews after his team lost to Derby the other day. Either that or the Newcastle air is getting to him and he has started channelling Viz magazine. When I was reading the match report in Yesterday’s paper I found this masterpiece […]

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What a difference a day makes

May 31st, 2007 · 1 Comment · Life

Two headlines from the Argus this week: Tuesday 29th May: Brighton among most secure places in Britain Wednesday 30th May: Police officer’s car stolen – from police station Slightly spoiled by the fact that, when you actually read the second story it is not about Brighton but Arundel. Even so, the first story does have […]

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Headline of the week

May 15th, 2007 · 5 Comments · Life

A bit premature, as our two local weeklies don’t come out until tomorrow, but I can’t see them beating this one from the Brighton Argus website today: Restaurant boss shocked at size of marker pens packaging Must be a slow week in Brighton.

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Social Misfits

April 28th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Life

Another great photo from StefZ on Flickr. He has a good eye for quirky signs which feature quite a lot in his photostream and his blog has long been a favourite of mine. I have often thought that signs for disabled parking bays should have a similar touch of brutal honesty and say at the […]

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Comparison of the week

April 24th, 2007 · Comments Off on Comparison of the week · Life

After working all day, then going straight out delivering election addresses it was quite late in the day before I got round to reading what should have been my morning paper, but it was worth it for the West Ham/Everton match report. describing the end of West Ham’s season and the effect it has on […]

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Thou Shalt Always Kill

April 10th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Music

I heard this track on the radio the other day, and it made me laugh. The DJ said it was available for download, so I had a bit of a search for it and it turns out that its only available on iTunes – so no use to me- but then I looked on YouTube […]

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A cunning plan

March 2nd, 2007 · 1 Comment · Life

Today I heard about Alan Curbishley’s latest cunning plan. He is insisting that that the whole West Ham squad spend saturday driving their baby Bentleys around the East End and chatting to each other on their mobile phones. Apparently its their best chance of picking up three points over the weekend.

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Parking

January 18th, 2007 · 4 Comments · Life

Today I came across this brilliant site. It is a blog about bad/inconsiderate parking in the garage at somebody’s workplace. Some fine examples of appalling parking in an attempt to name & shame. Can we have the same thing for County Mall please? Or any of the car parks in Crawley. With particular emphasis on […]

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