…but people do it better!
I was quite amused to see the BBC news at lunchtime. At work we have it on screens in the lobby, with the sub-titles on. The sub-titles are, I am pretty sure generated by some computer speech recognition software, and it was having some trouble with David Cameron at PMQs.
As I was walking past, the sub-titles said something like “jewel gnasher…. joule nationality”
To be fair though, that is about as much sense as he usually makes at PMQs.