I think I may wake up tomorrow with a black eye.
I was taking a mug from the kitchen cupboard and knocked all the mugs which caused egg cups to start falling out. My reflex was to try and stop them but I forgot about the open cupboard door and ended up smacking into the edge of it.
The door edge caught me right above the left eye. It is now a bit swollen and starting to bruise.
I am so glad I stopped shaving my head or people might mistake me for Ross Kemp after a night in with Rebekah Wade when I go out to get my paper tomorrow.
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