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April 6th, 2006 · Posted by Skuds in Life/Music · No Comments · Life, Music

Apparently Eminem is going to divorce his wife Kim. Again. I really can’t keep up with this.

The order of events seems to be:

  • Eminem & Kim have child
  • Couple get married
  • Couple get divorced
  • He writes songs about how terrible she is and how brilliant his daughter is
  • She (the ex-wife. Not the daughter. Obviously) sues him over the songs
  • They get remarried
  • He files for divorce three months later

If that is the millionaire lifestyle we are all supposed to aspire to, they can keep it. Eminem probably wouldn’t scream like I did yesterday when I got a combined gas and electricity bill of £400, but on the other hand Jayne and I haven’t even had a serious argument since we got together.

Its a timely reminder that money really isn’t everything, and talking of which, I wonder how much of the cash I have handed over for all his CDs over the years has ended up in lawyers’ pockets?

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