All this talk of superheroes, reminded me of what I thought earlier in the month when I electrocuted myself in the line of DIY duty.
At the time I thought it was unfair that in the comic books someone gets electrocuted, bitten by a radioactive spider, falls into a vat of toxic chemicals and end up with super-powers, but I just get a tingly arm for an hour or so.
If there was any justice i would have been given some sort of power from that electric shock, like a super-strong hand. I'm sure that would have come in useful for something…
Mr Methane is my favorite superhero. He could floor Superman with a single rendition of “Smoke on the Water”.