Phew! It wasn’t Teddy Sheringham on Celebrity Big Brother: just his girlfriend. Now all we have to worry about is whether not getting his oats for a while (presumably) has any adverse impact on Teddy’s performance on the pitch.
At least there is nobody so interesting on the show that I will feel any temptation to watch it. The opening programme did educate me a bit though – I really was not aware that Ken Russell was still alive. Maybe I was getting him confused with Stanley Kubrick, in which case I should be stripped of my O/A Level Film Studies certificate in much the same as Prince Naseem was stripped of his MBE and Jeffrey Archer was not stripped of his peerage…
Judging by the way he was behaving Ken Russell may well have gone over to the otherside and come back.
I couldn’t believe the vulgarity of the blond “musician”?
Did you see Archer’s to appear in the BBC programme ‘The Verdict’? He’s to sit on the jury of a fictional rape case. Something he ought to savour since his conviction bars him from ever sittting on a jury proper.
So, if it does improve his game do you think we could get the rest of the West Ham wags locked away for the forseeable?