The combination of body modifications and elections dominated the front page of the Crawley Observer this week.
It only took the newshounds there two years to find out about our MP getting a tatoo after her re-election, and they splashed it over the front page with a photo of the tattoo (Labour rose with the number 37 on her foot) and a rash promise from her that if re-elected she will get her arse tattooed.
The Tory prospective candidate responded by saying that he will get the Tory party logo inked on his body (location unspecified) if he wins.
I was tempted to write and say that I would be getting a ‘prince albert’ for their cameras if I get elected to my safe Tory ward in this year’s elections…
There’s always a diet…..
A diet?? Wash your mouth out! You have managed to make knob-piercing sound relatively attractive.
Thanks for the prince albert link. That’s lovely. Also a handy place to keep keys.