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October 7th, 2008 · Posted by Skuds in Life · No Comments · Life

According to a ‘lifestyle survey’, as reported in the Crawley Observer:

Students in West Sussex have admitted regularly binge drinking, taking drugs having sex and smoking.

A follow-up survey into religious leanings and ursine toilet habits has also revealed the similarly shocking news that the Pope is a catholic and that bears shit in the woods…  The story continues with:

The youngsters, aged between 16 and 24 were quizzed about their everyday habits and heal-related behaviour.

“Heal-related behaviour”?  Is Claire Bennet now studying in West Sussex?

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