I think I have to hold my hands up, turn in my anorak, and admit that I am not a real blogger for three reasons:
- Left a whole week between posts
Most serious bloggers can’t leave it seven hours, let alone seven days - Offered no explanation for the week of silence
And I am still making no excuses or giving reasons - Didn’t apologise
And why shoud I?  Without documented evidence that some bewildered soul actually cares and was seriously put out by the absence of Skuds-penned drivel it would be the height of arrogance wouldn’t it?
I’m only active again now because we had fajitas for dinner the other day and I thought I would write a few final words before succumbing to so-called swine flu. I’m sure I read in the Daily Mail that it can be caught from foreign food.

So, it started with some pork scratchings in Mexico then. (I guess that would be pretty foreign!)
Most of your readers can’t be real bloggees then – most of them haven’t written any comments for days either…
Yeah – bloody slackers! 🙂
Its all looking about as lively and active as a meeting of the Scottish parliamentary tory party round here isn’t it?