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November 4th, 2006 · Posted by Skuds in Life · 3 Comments · Life

Here is an offer I think I can resist. It was in the ‘Lifestyles’ catalogue which fell out of today’s Guardian – a poor substitute for the often hilarious ‘Innovations’ catalogue.

For only £11.99 you can get a bottle of Scratch Vanish Polish. To show just how good it is the product is illustrated by this example, which I find less than convincing.

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3 Comments so far ↓

  • Andy's_mum

    Funny! Mehinks someone somwhere is being told off 🙂

  • Earl McThing

    That reminds me of the the ad’ in the Tesco Direct catalogue.

    “Novelty fish tank. Suitable for goldfish and guppies. Not suitable for children under 3 years.”

  • Skuds

    You read the Tesco Direct catalogue? I was startnig to think you spent all your time hunting out farting videos to send to me at work!