Here is an offer I think I can resist. It was in the ‘Lifestyles’ catalogue which fell out of today’s Guardian – a poor substitute for the often hilarious ‘Innovations’ catalogue.
For only £11.99 you can get a bottle of Scratch Vanish Polish. To show just how good it is the product is illustrated by this example, which I find less than convincing.


Funny! Mehinks someone somwhere is being told off 🙂
That reminds me of the the ad’ in the Tesco Direct catalogue.
“Novelty fish tank. Suitable for goldfish and guppies. Not suitable for children under 3 years.”
You read the Tesco Direct catalogue? I was startnig to think you spent all your time hunting out farting videos to send to me at work!