Here is an offer I think I can resist. It was in the ‘Lifestyles’ catalogue which fell out of today’s Guardian – a poor substitute for the often hilarious ‘Innovations’ catalogue.
For only £11.99 you can get a bottle of Scratch Vanish Polish. To show just how good it is the product is illustrated by this example, which I find less than convincing.
Andy's_mum // Nov 5, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Funny! Mehinks someone somwhere is being told off 🙂
Earl McThing // Nov 6, 2006 at 11:30 pm
That reminds me of the the ad’ in the Tesco Direct catalogue.
“Novelty fish tank. Suitable for goldfish and guppies. Not suitable for children under 3 years.”
Skuds // Nov 7, 2006 at 12:40 am
You read the Tesco Direct catalogue? I was startnig to think you spent all your time hunting out farting videos to send to me at work!