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George Osborne: what a cock!

September 10th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Life

The Daily Mail website has a story about ‘Osborne’s plans to hit workshy’. Scroll down to the bottom and there is this remarkable image. Not the first time I have looked at the DM website and felt like clawing my eyes out, and it won’t be the last I am sure.

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Love bomb

August 23rd, 2010 · Comments Off on Love bomb · Life

President Ahmadinejad has unveiled Iran’s new weapon: a UAV which can carry 500 pounds of bomb and drop it 620 miles away. He says that ‘the key message is friendship’.  So its a friendly 500-pound bomb?   He also said: This jet is a messenger of honour and human generosity and a saviour of mankind, before […]

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Outbreaks of perversity

July 22nd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Life

A couple of news stories today that caught my eye.  First of all from the Telegraph: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle and then closer to home there is the Lewes knob-poster.  Just a couple of comments and observations to make.

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A glitch in the matrix

June 15th, 2010 · Comments Off on A glitch in the matrix · Music, Technology

According to Spotify’s ‘related artists’ feature, “users who listen to Nightwish also listen to…  “  Within Temptation, Disturbed, Iron Maiden, Linkin Park, Rammstein, Bullet for my Valentine, System of a Down and…  um…   Enya. They are not wrong though.  I saw the name and thought, yeah.  Haven’t heard any Enya for years, let’s have a […]

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Only two weeks to go

April 23rd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Politics

Yes it is only two weeks until the big wobbly sausage! If that makes it sound like I am losing my marbles a bit, I refer you to this story in the Telegraph, specifically the end bit.

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Subheadline of the week

March 18th, 2010 · Comments Off on Subheadline of the week · Life

I can’t find any way to read this story from The Register without my mind boggling.  The headline is eye-catching enough (Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates) but the subheadline is pure genius.

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Golden Brown – with a touch of grey

March 2nd, 2010 · Comments Off on Golden Brown – with a touch of grey · Music

Apparently the Stranglers will be playing at Glastonbury this year.  I was astonished to learn today that their drummer, Jet Black, is 71.  No wonder they decided to pack in touring.  I know it is a job you can do sitting down, but I still think it requires a lot of energy to play the […]

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Pointless, unproductive and fun

February 26th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Technology

If you saw a link on a website that pointed to http://5z8.info/cats-being-dropped-into-the-sea_p6d8l_hot-older-goats.mov I bet you would think twice before following it – and then decide not to.  If you received an email with a link to http://5z8.info/olive-loaf-penetration.gif_u0p8z_ninjastaroutlet it would probably get stopped by your mail filters and marked as spam or potential malware.  But you […]

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Now that’s what I call a health warning

February 2nd, 2010 · Comments Off on Now that’s what I call a health warning · Life

Did everybody see the story about the bloke in Indonesia who was smoking a cigarette when it exploded and blew six of his teeth out? A couple of things to note: He got compensation of £335 (plus medical expenses).  Doesn’t sound a lot for what must have been a pretty traumatic experience. The brand he […]

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National TV Awards

January 22nd, 2010 · Comments Off on National TV Awards · Life

I caught something on the news this morning about the National TV Awards which really summed up for me the atrocious state of British TV at the moment: X Factor won the award for best most popular TV talent show, which implies there are now so many of the damn things it is worth having […]

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